The Aristocrats!

So there is this talent agent in this hotel and little does he know that he isn't on vacation.

A family consisting of a mother, a father, a teenager with horrible acne, a baby, a sister with ginormous fake boobs of 12 years old, a parot, an adopted chinese boy, and a gerbil with down syndrome approach the talent agent and say, "Please sir, give us 5 mintues to show you our act."

The talent agent replies, "Listen, I've made it a point not to hire family acts, it tends to do more damage than good."

The family pleads," We know you will love it, its different than any family act you've ever seen."

"OK, five minutes."

Immediately the family jumps into action, The chinese boy puts the gerbil in a condom and starts to swirl it around his head. The mother starts telling the parot to eat her vagina so everyone can see how tasty it is. The parot starts talking dirty to her too. The father starts peeing on the daughters boobs while the soon licks his asshole. The baby wanders over to the dog and starts jacking him off. The father bends over and the chinese boy lets the gerbil fly and it goes right into the father's ass, the parot flies over and begins to peck the gerbil in further while whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith show. The mom takes the baby and stuffs him feet first into the daughters vagina while giving her a lecture on pre-marrital sex. The son then proceeds to pop his zits on top of the dog and fingering its butt hole. The chinese boy takes a tiny cardboard box and puts postage on it marked to be sent to China and a sign that says no return, damaged goods and fits himself in it. The father grabs a salad bowl off the buffet table and takes a huge dump in it releasing the gerbil from its natural habitat and each family member takes their turn crapping into the salad bowl. They then take the contents of the bowl and mold a lifelike replica of Dr. Ruth and then the father starts fucking it in the ass while the family sings the brady bunch. Then the father gets on a high chair and cums on everyone, not just any cum but he shoots it in the air like a hose and it rains down. After he finishes the family lights the box marked To China on fire and then makes a human pyramid and says, "tah duh!"

The talent agent is dumbfounded and takes a minute to collect himself and says, "Well thats an interesting act. What do you call yourselves?"

"The Aristocrats." The parot replies.


Now I know all of you are confused and a little offended and rightfully so. Except for Joseph (Joesph) Mirshak, he knows what I'm talking about. However, in my defense this has been done a million times. Read this and watch the South Park version of the aristocrats joke. That really doesn't excuse me from being dirty but its still funny. Make your own Aristocrats joke and watch the hate mail poor in. You can't tell me you didn't chuckle a little bit.